No, Drax is not being piratical - Drax is annoyed.
Drax is annoyed because his lovely basilisk-griffon combo has been iced.
"Iced," because yesterday I figured as the weather was bright and dry I'd better varnish it.
Aargh! It looked so nice and clean and tidy...and then the bloody varnish went and frosted. Thickly. All over it. I've been varnishing things for years - why frost now? Why my dual-purpose lovely, lovely artillery? What did I do to deserve this?
Is it because I was too proud of my (admittedly fairly basic) paint job? Is it because I had too much fun playing 73rd? Is it the divine wrath of the God-Emporer for having bettered 1500pts' worth of Dark Angels with only 40 Guardsmen and a couple of Landrovers?
Who knows. But here lies Drax, and he's bloody annoyed.
PS: In the wake of Mike's comment, below, I forgot two things in my annoyance. Firstly, I know someone else has a problem with this recently - is there anything that can be done? And secondly, a photo will follow soon, once I can swallow enough pride. If the photo's already above by the time you read this, please assume that "soon" has passed. Grrr.